To Kink or Not to Kink

Oh! Lookie!!! I just found the "other team's" rulebook. I knew it!!! I don't know why it took me this long to figure it out --- men do not need us women to find their balls! One must let them grow their own balls first before they even show it to any of us. *LOL* Women should really be their old goddess selves. Have a life and ignore, that's the way it should be. Therefore, from now on... just sit on the throne and watch these men ruffle their feathers. And when one finds someone unworthy just exclaim, "Off with his head. NEXT!!!" *look at fingernails and then ya wn* And from the looks of it, eveyone can pick out a tip or two from here... Click here to take the quiz .

No wonder everybody's going that way. This lawn's got issues.

If you've seen the movie, Shall We Dance, you'll remember this quote made by Jennifer Lopez's character named Paulina: "The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life." I don't know what to do with that quote yet or what story I can do with that quote as applied to my life so I'm just parking it here. But, God! How I wish a man can do that to me on the dancefloor. Throw me back like he's going to have his way right there and then. Hah! That'll be the day.

A tiny shrimp fearlessly enters the mouth of a fish to clean its teeth. Fish value this service as the shrimp removes and eats harmful parasites. (©Jim Greenfield) Kink says: Pretty cool! If I were a fish in my next life, I'd trust a shrimp to clean my teeth for me. Makes me wonder if they get eaten afterwards . But what's the use of having your teeth cleaned when you get to eat the one cleaning it?! Ugh! I guess the shrimp would have to make sure I'm not the kind of fish who'll eat her alive. So now we know why shrimps are so tasty! They're basically composed of dead harmful parasites from fish teeth!! *chomp chomp chomp chomp*

Now this is rather unusual... ...Oh! I forgot!!! Nothing's normal when I'm around. After close to a year of hibernation, I am back at Powerdance! Woohoo!! Dancing again. *happy feeling* Aside from that, I've finally tinkered with my clarinet again. Yeah, blowing my head off. I'm back to my pastel-drawings which look more like a study in colors but what the heck. And last Saturday I was with river-trekking on the outskirts of Clark, Pampanga passing by this hanging bridge that looked like it came out from a Lito Lapid movie. Or for those who are not in the Philippines, try watching one of them Indiana Jones movie and you'll know what I mean. Too many hobbies 'no? Years and years of nothing to do, I guess. And yes, this does happen if you do not have a lovelife. You don't get much lovin but you enjoy life. Not a universal truth but it does happen. hehehe Back to Powerdance. Well, what do you expect? After about a year or almost close to it of non-strenous acti...

Kink says: I've been looking for this forwarded email since 2002. And yes, I am definitely a SPAMMER!!! Watch out, I'll be on the roof one of these days... :LOL: You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Rel...

If one of my kids had this look on her face and calmly told me, "No, mom, I didn't set the school on fire." Would you believe her? hehehehe