To Kink or Not to Kink

News taken from BBC >>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8417963.stm An unholy row has broken out in New Zealand over a church billboard aimed at "challenging stereotypes" about the birth of Jesus Christ. A dejected-looking Joseph lies in bed next to Mary under the caption, "Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow". St Matthew-in-the-City Church in Auckland, which erected the billboard, said it had intended to provoke debate. But the Catholic Church, among others, has condemned it as "inappropriate" and "disrespectful". Within hours of its unveiling, the billboard had been defaced with brown paint. The church's vicar, Archdeacon Glynn Cardy, said the aim of the billboard had been to lampoon the literal interpretation of the Christmas conception story. "What we're trying to do is to get people to think more about what Christmas is all about," he told the New Zealand Press Association (NZPA). "Is it about a

About the book: In her upbeat new "rules" for finding lasting love, Dr. Georgia Witkin shows that the secret to dating without all the pain is to assume that you are perfectly lovable exactly as you are. When a good date goes bad, the problem is never you. It's him! Some nice quotable quotes from the article: *** The real problem isn't you at all. It isn't your hair, your weight, your job, your hobbies, your accent, your family, or your perfume. It isn't that you're too choosy, cautious, or combative. It isn't that you're too shy or too social, too spoiled or too stingy, too career-minded or too marriage-minded. Somewhere, there is a guy for you . . . actually, many guys. But all you need is one. And he'll fall in love with you as you are. To him you'll be perfectly lovable. *** Dating is hugely simplified when you assume that you're perfect but that no man is ever going to be. When you assume that you're perfect, you realize that 9

1. "The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat." —Eve, Genesis 3:13 2. "To err is human—but it feels divine." —Mae West 3. "We're so damn conservative all day that when you finally get us in the bedroom, we're absolute animals." —Shannen Doherty, on being Republican 4. "Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get good jewelry out of it." —Heather Locklear 5. "All I can say is if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot." —Jennifer Lopez 6. "I don't think I have to introduce myself, unless you don't recognize me with my clothes on." —Madonna 7. "If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion." —Sheryl Crow 8. "It says, 'Pamela.' And when he gets excited, it says, 'I love Pamela very, very much. She's a wonderful wife, and I enjoy her company to the 10th degree!' " —Pamela Anderson, on the tattoo o

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?) On the first date, they just t

Photos from Sharon Stone Topless on Magazine Cover at 51 Articles says... "Sharon Stone has posed topless at 51, and she's proud to flaunt it. The actress/humanitarian graces the cover of Paris Match in a high-waisted bondage corset, black underwear, stilettos, arms over her head and topless, as seen below. There are also several shots inside." Full article in French here . Loving those boots.... :)

" Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life ; love empowers it. Bitterness sours life; love sweetens it. Bitterness sickens life; love heals it. Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eyes.” - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Though I don't subvert to believing in Horoscopes. It's just fun to note one which my Love Horoscope at Facebook told me... "You have been feeling like no matter what you do you simply can not get what you want out of love, but in this case, you've simply been trying too hard. Allow life to just happen, and you may be surprised with the results. "

I love women in tight skintight, PVC body armor. And, those glasses are hot. Hot, hot, hot! Just looking at her gives me sudden bursts of orgasmic joys. And, I'm getting confused spelling "The Baroness" .... I mistake it as "The Baronness" just like "The Goddess." Lots of doubles. Kink needs to be reminded how it is spelled. I am getting a good feeling that someday "The Baroness" and "The Goddess" might even become great friends! ;)

If you love pina colada, Making love in the rain, Yes, I am into yoga, If you have half the brain, If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape, Then I'm the love that you looked for. Write to me and ESCAPE.

Because I support REAL orgasms. Come and get it, boys! Make your women happy :D Top 25 Female Orgasm Tips by Lee Jenkins.

Because Kink stands for the Truth. The "Naked" Truth. :P Sign the Petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/ccaparas/petition.html

Admittedly, there are times when I do curse my parents for raising me the way that I am today. All my life I have been sermoned by my Nanay what to look for in a husband. Then most of the time being the family's sounding board when she and my Tatay are not in good terms. That does not give me a pretty picture of my Tatay but since he's so lighthearted and funny, I can only carry what my Nanay told me in secrecy. They have a really good love story. My Tatay saw her eating at this restaurant in Bataan and asked the shop's owner who she is and from then on pursued her by visiting her with Nanay's cousin who was a good friend of his. He would drop by my grandparents' house in Pilar, Bataan just to catch a glimpse of her all the way from Baguio where he worked as an engineer for the Department of Public Works and Highways. One time he dropped by while he was on his way to play at a friend's wedding in Olongapo and jokingly my Nanay asked him when his wedding is going

Look Ma! Supergirl got tits! :D

Hah! Like I always say.. the BRAIN is the LARGEST sex organ. As quoted from AskDanandJennifer's OrgasmQuiz.com: "The brain is central to a woman’s arousal. Perhaps you’ve heard of women getting off in the weirdest places? Some of those stories may be true. A woman could have been thinking about sexual thoughts all day and she just spontaneously had an orgasm while walking briskly to the grocery wearing really tight jeans. Sexual arousal is what makes orgasms happen." I just scored 43 out of 48 on the Orgasm Quiz: http://OrgasmQuiz.com - What's your score? (via @ DanAndJennifer )

There is a good reason why we're posting this humongous picture of a woman's vagina right smack in the middle of this blog. It's about time that people, most especially women, should become aware of HPV and cervical cancer. I saw the TV ad of Maxine Magallona and her mom, Pia, discussing it. A friend of mine told me that I should have myself vaccinated if I continue with my free-spirited ways of finding true love. Sooo... I went to a doctor... one of them OB-GYNE types. That Alotta Fagina is how it probably looks like *down there* with some cold, metal opener she had to insert me with! Eeeuw! I felt sooo EXPOSED!!! I can definitely feel the air between my legs. I got my first vaccine NOT THERE but on my right arm... sooo here's hoping to more happiness until the age of sixty-nine (which is my next age I wanted to have a party, by that time my guests would probably have no more teeth so I'm serving them crispy pata :D ). *** Here's a good site to learn more about

Now that's what I call HUUUUUGE!!! You could drown in there. For something that is pleasurable, it definitely looks ugly!

What will you do if this happened to you? "French Teen discovers his internet sweetheart is his mother *ROFL* >>>> http://19.media.tumblr.com/uPc8cy4hWoye10xsTdWmHWebo1_500.jpg

Busy organizing the birthday of the century.  The birthdays to beat all other birthdays!!! After they leave the party...  Everybody should have only ONE thing on their mind... "If it's from Kink, it must be good."  LOL!

So I now got Plurk to update Twitter . Still figuring out if I can make Twitter updates work with Plurk. Facebook just got overcrowded so I only post tamer updates there. Twitter seems to be crowded by celebrities right now. So far, I am following Ashton Kutcher, Hugh Jackman, and John Mayer. Got my celebrity updates from none other than Perez Hilton, who is currently posting a lot of pics about the latest Miss California. And half-naked, too! This return to Twitter thing happened because of Ashton and his goal to reach 1 million followers race with CNN. He's seems okay for a 31 year old guy with a MILF wife. :D  

I got another useless "follow kink around the internet tool" called Plurk! :)