The Witty Boy ... taken from perfectlaugh.blogspot

Kink says: One of those jokes you need to memorize and would turn out funny after all the effort :P.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"

The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office.

While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave and so she agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "

Ms Anna says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions, can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment, "Legs."

Ms Anna: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Anna: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Ms Anna: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, but the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Anna: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and adog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands.

Ms Anna: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Anna: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck.

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork.

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, Send this boy to Stanford University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"