Tumataba ba ako?
I think it's a goal of every living female (or even every living male) in the planet to lose weight. Unless of course you're one of those gifted ones na kahit anong kain hindi tumataba. I can just imagine every guy's face when their significant other pops up the question, "Honey, tumataba ba ako?"
I think that's the second nightmarish question in a guy's life. Next to "When are we getting married?" *gasp*
To keep the peace, men would never tell you the truth. They would of course sugarcoat it with something like, "Hindi ah! Maganda ka pa rin."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"You have a great personality naman ah? Wala sila nun."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"Sweetie, may asim ka pa rin." (Kapag heto ang sinagot sa 'yo, tanungin mo kung gaano kaasim --- orange juice, grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, sampaloc, o kamias? Hindi ko nakayanan asim ng purong grapefruit juice na walang asukal... blech!)
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"Babes, may anghang ka pa rin." (Heto, kung sakaling gamitin sa 'kin, bebenta talaga).
Aren't they such lovable creatures when they tell you half-truths? They're not exactly telling you lies---they're just not answering the question!! Para iwas away, don't ask them. Ask yourself.
Anyways, for the rest of the population who are in singlesville, stop being your own boyfriend and answer the question. Truthfully. Honestly. Wala ng paliguy-ligoy.
If your clothes do not fit you anymore and you keep buying more. Kung bumili ka na ng bagong weighing scale pero ganon pa rin ang timbang mo kapareho nung luma na gamit mo (Aminado akong ginawa ko nga ‘to.). Then I guess it's about time you admit to yourself na...
"Oo, tumataba nga ako."
Faced with the truth, you now start working on the solution.
"Paano ako papayat?"
(To be continued: Tumataba nga ako!)
A few months back I read an article in peyups.com --- something about losing weight as her major goal for the year. I wanted to comment on it but then since it will be based on my life... ginawa kong isang full-blown article. Kaso medyo humaba kaya pinutol-putol ko into parts.
Disclaimer: My words of wisdom may not work on all people except on myself. This is just my story and what I did may not work on everybody. If symptoms persist, please consult your doctor. Hindi ko rin alam ilang parts ito at di ko pa nagagawa yun conclusion.
I think that's the second nightmarish question in a guy's life. Next to "When are we getting married?" *gasp*
To keep the peace, men would never tell you the truth. They would of course sugarcoat it with something like, "Hindi ah! Maganda ka pa rin."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"You have a great personality naman ah? Wala sila nun."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"Sweetie, may asim ka pa rin." (Kapag heto ang sinagot sa 'yo, tanungin mo kung gaano kaasim --- orange juice, grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, sampaloc, o kamias? Hindi ko nakayanan asim ng purong grapefruit juice na walang asukal... blech!)
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"Babes, may anghang ka pa rin." (Heto, kung sakaling gamitin sa 'kin, bebenta talaga).
Aren't they such lovable creatures when they tell you half-truths? They're not exactly telling you lies---they're just not answering the question!! Para iwas away, don't ask them. Ask yourself.
Anyways, for the rest of the population who are in singlesville, stop being your own boyfriend and answer the question. Truthfully. Honestly. Wala ng paliguy-ligoy.
If your clothes do not fit you anymore and you keep buying more. Kung bumili ka na ng bagong weighing scale pero ganon pa rin ang timbang mo kapareho nung luma na gamit mo (Aminado akong ginawa ko nga ‘to.). Then I guess it's about time you admit to yourself na...
"Oo, tumataba nga ako."
Faced with the truth, you now start working on the solution.
"Paano ako papayat?"
(To be continued: Tumataba nga ako!)
A few months back I read an article in peyups.com --- something about losing weight as her major goal for the year. I wanted to comment on it but then since it will be based on my life... ginawa kong isang full-blown article. Kaso medyo humaba kaya pinutol-putol ko into parts.
Disclaimer: My words of wisdom may not work on all people except on myself. This is just my story and what I did may not work on everybody. If symptoms persist, please consult your doctor. Hindi ko rin alam ilang parts ito at di ko pa nagagawa yun conclusion.
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