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On Finding ME First Before Mr. Right

Admittedly, there are times when I do curse my parents for raising me the way that I am today. All my life I have been sermoned by my Nanay what to look for in a husband. Then most of the time being the family's sounding board when she and my Tatay are not in good terms. That does not give me a pretty picture of my Tatay but since he's so lighthearted and funny, I can only carry what my Nanay told me in secrecy. They have a really good love story. My Tatay saw her eating at this restaurant in Bataan and asked the shop's owner who she is and from then on pursued her by visiting her with Nanay's cousin who was a good friend of his. He would drop by my grandparents' house in Pilar, Bataan just to catch a glimpse of her all the way from Baguio where he worked as an engineer for the Department of Public Works and Highways. One time he dropped by while he was on his way to play at a friend's wedding in Olongapo and jokingly my Nanay asked him when his wedding is going...

Because Audrey Hepburn said so...

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Because I like the fonts on this quote...

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Super Foxy Girl

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Look Ma! Supergirl got tits! :D

From the Orgasm Quiz's Results Page

Hah! Like I always say.. the BRAIN is the LARGEST sex organ. As quoted from AskDanandJennifer's OrgasmQuiz.com: "The brain is central to a woman’s arousal. Perhaps you’ve heard of women getting off in the weirdest places? Some of those stories may be true. A woman could have been thinking about sexual thoughts all day and she just spontaneously had an orgasm while walking briskly to the grocery wearing really tight jeans. Sexual arousal is what makes orgasms happen." I just scored 43 out of 48 on the Orgasm Quiz: http://OrgasmQuiz.com - What's your score? (via @ DanAndJennifer )

Women, HPV and Cervical Cancer

There is a good reason why we're posting this humongous picture of a woman's vagina right smack in the middle of this blog. It's about time that people, most especially women, should become aware of HPV and cervical cancer. I saw the TV ad of Maxine Magallona and her mom, Pia, discussing it. A friend of mine told me that I should have myself vaccinated if I continue with my free-spirited ways of finding true love. Sooo... I went to a doctor... one of them OB-GYNE types. That Alotta Fagina is how it probably looks like *down there* with some cold, metal opener she had to insert me with! Eeeuw! I felt sooo EXPOSED!!! I can definitely feel the air between my legs. I got my first vaccine NOT THERE but on my right arm... sooo here's hoping to more happiness until the age of sixty-nine (which is my next age I wanted to have a party, by that time my guests would probably have no more teeth so I'm serving them crispy pata :D ). *** Here's a good site to learn more about...