To Kink or Not to Kink

Oh! Lookie!!! I just found the "other team's" rulebook. I knew it!!! I don't know why it took me this long to figure it out --- men do not need us women to find their balls! One must let them grow their own balls first before they even show it to any of us. *LOL* Women should really be their old goddess selves. Have a life and ignore, that's the way it should be. Therefore, from now on... just sit on the throne and watch these men ruffle their feathers. And when one finds someone unworthy just exclaim, "Off with his head. NEXT!!!" *look at fingernails and then ya wn* And from the looks of it, eveyone can pick out a tip or two from here... Click here to take the quiz .

No wonder everybody's going that way. This lawn's got issues.

If you've seen the movie, Shall We Dance, you'll remember this quote made by Jennifer Lopez's character named Paulina: "The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life." I don't know what to do with that quote yet or what story I can do with that quote as applied to my life so I'm just parking it here. But, God! How I wish a man can do that to me on the dancefloor. Throw me back like he's going to have his way right there and then. Hah! That'll be the day.

A tiny shrimp fearlessly enters the mouth of a fish to clean its teeth. Fish value this service as the shrimp removes and eats harmful parasites. (©Jim Greenfield) Kink says: Pretty cool! If I were a fish in my next life, I'd trust a shrimp to clean my teeth for me. Makes me wonder if they get eaten afterwards . But what's the use of having your teeth cleaned when you get to eat the one cleaning it?! Ugh! I guess the shrimp would have to make sure I'm not the kind of fish who'll eat her alive. So now we know why shrimps are so tasty! They're basically composed of dead harmful parasites from fish teeth!! *chomp chomp chomp chomp*