To Kink or Not to Kink

Kink says: I've been looking for this forwarded email since 2002. And yes, I am definitely a SPAMMER!!! Watch out, I'll be on the roof one of these days... :LOL: You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Rel...

If one of my kids had this look on her face and calmly told me, "No, mom, I didn't set the school on fire." Would you believe her? hehehehe 

A week ago, I was finally able to watch TROY on VCD. Brad Pitt had been my crush since I was eighteen, eversince he made that grand debut with Legends of the Fall. And after watching Troy, my lust after this guy has been rekindled. I just love his legs. Yeah, yeah... he's got a nice torso but I'm a leg woman. I just love that prime cut from hip to buttocks area whenever the camera shoots him half-naked in the movie. (Although in this picture, his calves and heel don't look so badly shaped either and from the looks of it, he's got yummy feet, too!) It made me think if his naked pictures were still available on the Internet. News of this came out way back in 1995, I think, when he and his then girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow, was caught romping around naked in some Carribean getaway. The guy's an exhibitionist, what else can I say? hehehe My kind of man, comfortable in his own skin. *wink wink at Brad* Like an answered prayer I saw this thread re-surface on highfiber t...