To Kink or Not to Kink

I gotta have one of these!! Hehe I might probably send it as a gift to those stalkers who aren't putting comments on my blog...

Without them where would little boys be? 

On January 3, my phone broke down. No dial tone "again" just like last November. Aarrrrgh! I had to check my emails at a nearby internet cafe in the middle of the night sometimes. I still work as a hobby, you know. And I expect my emails from time to time. What's even harder is to open my blog full of half-naked people in an internet cafe that prohibits downloading of porn. So after three days of waiting, I got myself a new telephone line from another telephone company. They installed my phone line two days after my application! And on a Saturday too!!! Talk about service! So I had my other non-working telephone line disconnected last Friday. Lo and behold! Their repairman shows up on my door today! He's a cutie!!! Did I mention that? Well... I did notice that the first time he fixed my connections last November. Now, makes me wonder if he did that intentionally so he could go back again and fix my line after two months. Nyahaha Too bad that one

I believe I am standing on the wrong continent. Nevertheless, I do love the Philippines but it's just too darn hard to get a boyfriend down here. I think most Filipino men if not all (let's not generalize) are a little pretentious. Or some of them think that women as open-minded as I am are good as free rides. Now that's pathetic, don't you think? Two days ago, I had another one of those phone calls with this guy whom I play football (or soccer) with. He used to fix me up on dates with his friends. I don't know what I said somewhere down the road that made him change his mind but right now everytime I talk to him, he's always mentioning sex. And how he want to have sex with me. Ugh! I'm trying to recall what I said to him but I just can't seem to remember the what and the how of this. One time we're friends then the next he's trying to crawl into my pants. Some friend he turned out to be. And he wants scheduled sex. Ugh! This guy

Who can blame the bunny? Ok, ok... so sue me if I find it so funny I just had to lift this photo off highfiber.org hehehe. I'm sure they won't mind. But the bunny story's really hilarious: BECKINSALE FORCED TO GIVE MASTURBATING RABBIT AWAY

When Friends Become Lovers By Michele Hickford Source: Special for eDiets The other day I read something in an email from a reader that struck me as very funny. It’s something I’ve heard over and over again, but for some reason, the significance finally hit me. This lady said she knew a wonderful guy and really enjoyed being with him, they were growing closer and were attracted to each other, but she wasn’t sure she wanted to have sex with him because she didn’t want to "ruin the friendship." RUIN the friendship. Do you realize what she’s saying? What everyone who has ever said this is saying? Growing closer and sharing love will RUIN a friendship. Finding a soul mate, with whom you can share your triumph, sadness, ups and downs will RUIN a friendship. Being intimate and committing yourself to another person will RUIN a friendship. What does this say about how we view intimate relationships? A union that should really be the greatest friendship of all?

Hahahaha! What a pleasant surprise to see this at highfiber.org --- Bitch of the Year Award (based on Sandman's standards). *Proud title-holder*

Sketch by pekto. One of the most interesting attachments I received in my email. And no, I still haven't done a nude session with anyone. I was laughing my heart out the first time I saw this. The artist managed to take out the bikini I was wearing in the original photo by Karl . Walanghiyang imagination iyan!!! I think my normally 34C breasts look more like 45C in this drawing. *LOL*

I want one of this!!! Ain't he a cutie pie? Remember that small kiddie I was carrying a few monts back. He was a day old then. This is my nephew, little Domeng at 4 months. Natuwa nanay ko nung New Year at sabi nung kapitbahay naming 10 year old, "Kamukha nyo Aling Zeny!" And kids don't lie... I think. Siyempre we're all proud his looks took our side of the family. *smug smile*