Tumataba ba ako?
I think it's a goal of every living female (or even every living male) in the planet to lose weight. Unless of course you're one of those gifted ones na kahit anong kain hindi tumataba. I can just imagine every guy's face when their significant other pops up the question, "Honey, tumataba ba ako?"
I think that's the second nightmarish question in a guy's life. Next to "When are we getting married?" *gasp*
To keep the peace, men would never tell you the truth. They would of course sugarcoat it with something like, "Hindi ah! Maganda ka pa rin."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"You have a great personality naman ah? Wala sila nun."
"Tumataba ba ako?"
"Sweetie, may asim ka pa rin." (Kapag heto ang sinagot sa 'yo, tanungin mo kung gaano kaasim --- orange juice, grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, sampaloc, o kamias? Hindi ko nakayanan asim ng purong grapefruit juice na walang asukal... blech!)